Marph

VERB:

-Doing something so freakin impossible its never even been thought of.

-Doing something so crazy you have to repeat it 3 times for someone to even comprehend the basics of what u just said.

-It's the Big Daddy to merk.

-To totally fuk shit up the ass

Omg dude Ryan marph'd some kids lastnight on Call of Duty, he got a triple kill with a Flash bang!

Dude Jimmy just marph'd life last night, he got head from 4 girls and hes a legit homosexual.

by Maaarpheiy Chatterfeild December 14, 2009

merph

a sound used to express confusion or lack of knowledge

a:who is that? and what are they doing?
b: *merph?*

by liz January 7, 2004

Marphia

Marphia is a mix of a girl named Marley and a girl named Sophia, Marley is the girl who is a smart brunette, Sophia on the other hand is a dumb blond

Oh my gee did you see Jessica’s shirrrrrrt marphia is on their way

by big closet hore August 9, 2018

merphed

The feeling of being stoned after consuming copious amounts of baked goods containing THC, usually in brownie-form.

Dude, I am so fuckin' merphed.

I'm too merphed to move!

I'm so merphed right now. Basically incapable of speech.

by Kelsey and Bobby -------son March 24, 2008

merph

a sign of exasperation or frustration

Teacher: You have a four page paper due tomorrow

Student: MERPH!

by Steph April 19, 2005

Mearh

words couldnt describe what mearh truly means. Either you get it or you don't.

Say you're lying down on a blanket gazing up at the stars, as you look up theres a constellation in which resembles a happy face. In this case you would refer to it as Mearh, giving it a formal name.

by Biggie O and Rex December 7, 2009

Marphuc

A wild beast found in the swamps of the brisbane river. Carnivorous and blood thirsty, the wild Marphuc is usually associated with being the ugliest and smelliest known mammal. Whilst it may be a barefoot bogan, if you get to know them, the wild Marphuc will be a good friend, as long as you get used to their obsessive cult-like body shop products.

“Jeez that Marphuc stinks!”

by Maggot potatoe September 5, 2022