Mead 

Mead is an alternative term for water and can be paired to anything liquid and consumable.
Dairy Mead being milk
Poison Mead being milk
Solid Mead being Ice.
Tead being Tea
C'eed being coffee
Potato starch extract mead being Vodka, and so on

And actual Mead (Honey-Wine) is known as water.

Sach: "I've got anti-mead mouth"
Conor:" Head have some mead to quench your thirst"

Mead by Lieutenant Colonel Mead August 23, 2011

Mead 

NOT A DRINK; but a sexy kind of marymounter

"yo' that not cool man"

Mead by Emily December 3, 2004

mead 

A honey-based alcoholic drink from medieval times, often drank today by nerds who play Warhammer, medieval re-enactment knights who think they're actually living in the middle ages, and goths with an interest in both areas.

Here now, who wants a serving of mead? I'm sorry, we have no beer or vodka within these walls. Just mead. Pass me your goblet and I'll pour you some.

mead by Grazzl March 3, 2004

mead 

Me. Captain Birseyepenisdildoh4x0r

My references Part 1

mead by MeAd November 4, 2003

Mead 

A girl that's mid meaning she's a 5/10

UK

Dave: I would double date with Devon It's fucked cos' my man dating a Mead

Mead by Santan D June 18, 2023

Mead High School 

A crack headed school in Colorado where you’re either a cowboy, a stoner, or a vsco girl. If you go to Mead High, you better get ready for the constant sight of corn everywhere you look. Frederick hates us and no one has any idea why, maybe it’s because we always rank higher than them in max preps. Yee Haw!

John: Y’all ever heard of Mead High School?
Mia: Yeah! My friend went there and came back with a southern accent and a juul.

Mead High School by Mav 20 September 17, 2019

Mead Middle School 

A decent school in Mead Colorado full of vsco girls and Fortnite nerds

Jordan: Hey I’m going to Mead Middle School... OMG I dropped my hydro flask sksksksksksk
Avery: And I OOP skskskskskskskksk do you want my scrunchie skskskskksk

Mead Middle School by SchoolDefinitions August 28, 2019