MCMULLET

A person working at Mcdonalds who in turn has a mullet.

"dude, that cook put grundle bunnies in my big mac, what a mcmullet."

by shelby1 January 31, 2008

Mullens

When you don't like to wipe your ass to the point where it gets so nasty, you get a big (the record is 2.5 feet..ish) ass skid mark, "poo streak", on someones bed or in the witnessed event, a mattress cover!

dood, do you like skid marks? wipe your ass or you're going to get a big Mullens on your bed!!!

by BEEF!!! May 20, 2008

A Mullens wager

A wager placed usually on sports in which there is absolutely no chance in hell of winning.

When a dozy shite places a bet he has no chance of winning. The result is the same dozy shite placing repeated bets with the same person over again in a double or nothing fashion just to lose again. doing this has coined the phrase "Mulligan" over the years, originating as "Mullen-again!!" and evolving into the more modern, and easier to pronounce "mulligan"

It is rumoured to have come from a compulsive gambler, and avid golfer from the south of Ireland named Mullen, as the mulligan is a common term in golf

Dozy Shite: "Hey Tim do you want to go double or quits on tonites game?"

Tim: "Sure, beer always tastes better when its bought with your money."

Travis: "You never win Dozy Shite!!! why are you betting him again? Thats such a mullens wager!!!"

Dozy Shite: "I'LL BOX YER EARS OFF WITH ONE MORE WORD TRAV!!!"

All but the Dozy Shite: Diabolicly laughing MWAHAHAHA!!!!

by Dozy Shite May 17, 2011

Evan McMullin

Evan Mc what now?

Who is Evan McMullin?

by lego adam November 9, 2016

McCullen

V. To smoke an entire blunt without passing due to excessive consumption of mushrooms.

Don't McCullen that joint my friend.

by Boobsmaster69 November 8, 2009

Alex Mcmullen

The next Roy Keane in the making first meet at 16 cant hit a fly but loves getting blood noses and crying when the king hits him with a dyspraxic right

Your man over there got hit with a right and hes doing alex mcmullen on it

by Danbuscus123 May 6, 2020

mcmillen

When you meet a Mcmillen you never let them go.
Just know they're good dancers

I have a mcmillen in my skit group
oh you're definitely winning!

by sleenig April 1, 2019