Tooly McBag

A loser. Scumbag. Tool.

"We were having a great time until Tooly McBag showed up."

by Cooch1000 April 18, 2019

McJangus

Most likely originating from a mispronunciation of the McDonald's "McAngus" burger but infinitely funnier sounding. Order a McJangus at McDonald's and just agree when the cashier says "do you mean a ...?"

"I'd like a McJangus please, oh wait, make that two McJanguses."

by hearthyhandel July 18, 2022

Smokey McBongwater

A nickname for one who consumes marijuana in excess. See also pothead and stoner.

"What are you doing today, man?"

"I just bought a half-o, so you know what I'm doing!"

"Jesus man, every day with you. No wonder they call you Smokey McBongwater."

by A. T. Mediocre September 24, 2011

McMangled

(adj.) A strong buzz, possibly a little tipsy after a few alcoholic beverages; the first stage upon reaching the status of shamwowed.

I'm feeling a little mcmangled right now.

by c0llister May 9, 2009

Unprotected Mcgangbang

A variation of the Mcgangbang sandwich (Mcchicken between the top and bottom patty of a double cheeseburger) where there is no middle bun. Nothing between the chicken and the two burgers, meat on meat, free transfer of grease.

Order me a Unprotected Mcgangbang, it tastes better when my meats touch.

by squid thompson March 13, 2009

McHangover

The overall bad feeling you get after consuming a large amount of McDonalds food.

Oh my GOD! I got a huge McHangover, I feel like Im dying!!

by Obamazing December 30, 2009

Banter McBant Bant

(Scottish) Is a term for extensive amounts of humorous banter or chat, or to describe the reasons for doing such a bizarre act.

Michael - "Do you fancy spit roasting a goat?"
Martin Joseph - "Why?"
Michael - "Banter McBant Bant!"
Martin Joseph - "I'm up for it!"

"Last night I was so drunk, I decided to tattoo my face. It was Banter McBant Bant!"

by jameshunttheshunt September 21, 2009