Jay McGuiness

Only the best looking avatar ever. He is a member of the Wanted(1/5 of the wanted) from Robin Hood land. He loves the film Avatar, eats Skittles and is a vegetarian. He has a lizard called Neytiri or Tia for short, which most people use because they can't spell Neytiri. Jay attempts to be a G, he twapes people regularly, he has beautiful curly hair and is a fan of Kerry Katona. May also be know as Jaybird, Javatar, James (Maureen his mummy calls him this) or sex on legs (my name of him x) He apparently has Quoikey ears and is part of the bromances Jam, Jiva, Jaythan and Jax. Thursjay is named after him. He also states that he uses factor 50 suncream.

Person 1: Did you see the Wanted on the television last night?
Person 2: Yes, and that Jay McGuiness is a cracker isn't he... he has beautiful eyes and a lovely voice.

Person 1: Do you know what?
Person 2: You want to touch Jay McGuiness's lizard, I know I do!!

Person: Jay McGuiness= nom

by @LauraTheWanted May 9, 2011

Dirt McGurt’l

That moment you wake up after a long night of sex and your sack is sticking to your knees and wish you had the additional support for the “boys”. Put on a Dirt McGurt’l.

Last night the wife and I were doing the dirty dirty, but....... I woke up and my fucking sack was sticking to my knees. After nights like these, I sure wish I had myself one of those “Dirt McGurt’l” for the additional support. My balls deserve better.

by BM1979 June 30, 2020

Durt McGurt

A nickName for a seemingly innocent person who in actuality is a dirty sex freak

That girl is a Durt Mcgurt

by Durtcake July 7, 2009

Dirty Bernard McGuinness

The sexual act of smearing oneself in chicken fat and then ejaculating into a ballot box while shouting ‘Fine Gael for Sam’

Did you hear about Bernard McGuinness? He pulled a Dirty Bernard McGuinness in the last election. Those poor bastards counting the votes got their hands all sticky

by CleanCutBarley April 24, 2020

Word Mcgurd

The act of dancing mastered and practiced by fools who want nothing more than a creative way of coming out of the closet.

Little Terry was seen performing the Word Mcgurd before admitting his homosexuality.

by An Educated Individual August 25, 2013

McGurggles

the sensation in your stomach after you eat at McDonalds

"That Big Mac just gave me the McGurggles"

by ironbuddahfly March 25, 2009

McGuns Rule

When it absolutely positively needs to be shotgunned, you call...the Mcgun's Rule, developed during the manhatten project, it was a direct answer from the germans counter to the shotgun, the blitzkreig. The Americans knowing that their only hope to win the spirits of America back, developed the ultimate "shotgun" which cannot be overturned. The Mcguns Rule is only to be used sparingly and for dire need circumstances, when you must have something. It is the older brother of the Atom Bomb, developed 1 month before it because America knew what it would take to win the war, and much like the Atom Bomb it destroys everything in it's path. To this day, many still consider it to be similar in power to Ryus Hyduken, Raidens spear, or the BFG 9000. Basically it fucks shit up in a way that the people of Hiroshima are thankful they ONLY got the bomb and not the rule that shits on their laughable sho gun rule.

After the geneva convention, many humanitariums stressed to have it revised and include banning the Mcguns Rule, Uncle Sam politely said Fuck You.

Order of Command
Dibs, Shot, Sho Gun, Shotgun, Shotty, Blitzkrieg, MCGUNS RULE

Dan: Fuck I just broke my Leg
Dante: Alright dan get in the truck
Steve:McGuns Rule!!!!!!!

Lanolin: I've been having bad luck with the lady's since that boric acid hit my face, hey theres a slut who will have sex with me as long as I put her down...MCGUNS RULE!!!

by Bukkake Buffet August 27, 2009