Minerva McGonagall

One of the best professors Hogwarts has ever seen. She is strict, but clever, funny, and caring. Some of her best moments were when she was making Umbridge look like a fool and fighting the Death Eaters in Deathly Hallows.

Slytherin: I loathe Minerva McGonagall, she never let's us have a free day..

Ravenclaw: But she's so smart, and I'm glad she let's us do work!

Gryffindor: Did you see her stand up to that Umbridge woman?! None of the other teachers had the guts to stand up to her.

Hufflepuff: C'mon guys, I don't like conflict...

by Veronica Margaret January 18, 2012

McSodomy

When you get sodomized at McDonald's

I wouldn't go to that McDonald's because I always encounter McSodomy there.

by WhiteRaper July 7, 2014

Purple McGoo

Especially strong cannabis or pot intended for smoking to get high.

So, who's got the Purple McGoo?

by ZoneChaos January 4, 2018

McGoose

To accidentally remove your eye

He McGoosed himself with a pitchfork

by MJH February 9, 2005

Magodie

Very large, impressive, awesome,great

That Hummer is a magodie of a car. That babe has magodie tits

by Vincent Fook August 7, 2006

Nimmy McRod

A Nimrod.

"Thanks to Nimmy McRod forgetting to lock the door, crackheads stole all my stuff."

by Cooch1000 April 14, 2019

Mcgonagall

The most powerful, BADDEST bitch in the whole series. She is the true headmaster of Hogwarts and deserves the best. She is the truest Griffindor, mother-like, and fighter in the books and on screen. She is the mother we all want and the best goddamn teacher in the world. The baddest of all time.

Student: is the the BADDEST BITCH Professor Mcgonagall.

Other student: Yes! She is the best isn’t she, right!

by GRIFFINDOR #2 December 30, 2020