An Egg McFuckin Idiot is somebody or group of somebody's that are in line at a fast food restaurant, are together as a group or family with only one person ordering. They wait until they are right up at the register before they start deciding what they want to order, causing everybody behind them in line to wait while they stumble thru the rocket science process of trying to read the menu. It's even worse when they have kids that start to argue. Once the order is finally placed, the whole group lumbers away to find someplace to sit.
Frequently there is no established line at a fast food restaurant and it's not uncommon to get behind somebody, only to realize they aren't even in line. Or have the attendent ask the not next person inline for their order. No visit to a fast food restaurant is complete with experiencing an Egg Mcfuckin Idiot who gets up to the register with no fucking idea about what they want to eat. How many times do these morons have to visit a fast food restaurant before having some idea about the menu?
by Big Ed Moustapha April 5, 2010
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Dayum, I am such a McCockblock.
Oh, yeah I was so gonna get with that guy, but they don't call me Jessica McCockblock for no reason.
Oh, yeah I was so gonna get with that guy, but they don't call me Jessica McCockblock for no reason.
by Cathy with a K April 21, 2007
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You Mcfuckup'd dident you.
by DjDanny October 4, 2011
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To dive headfirst into a pool of gold coins, literally swimming through your wealth, an activity popularized by its namesake. Because when you're as rich as he is, there's literally nothing better you can do with your money. Can apply to representations of wealth aside from gold coins, such as silver coins, dollar bills, etc.
To dive headfirst into a pool of gold coins, literally swimming through your wealth, an activity popularized by its namesake. Because when you're as rich as he is, there's literally nothing better you can do with your money. Can apply to representations of wealth aside from gold coins, such as silver coins, dollar bills, etc.
The rivalry between Bill Gates and Steve Jobs really came down to one point of contention: the proper method of Scrooge McDucking. While Steve preferred to swan dive into his pile of 5.426 million shares of Apple, Bill would always cannonball into 101 billion single dollar bills.
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To explain this and how it pertains to Scrooge McDuck is that Scrooge is being suffocated by his nephews, Heuy, Dewey and Louie so that they can get their inheritance earlier. In this scenario, Heuy is holding a pillow over Scrooge's beak holes, while Louie is holding his beak shut. This happens while Dewey is kicking Scrooge in the balls repeatedly.
To explain this and how it pertains to Scrooge McDuck is that Scrooge is being suffocated by his nephews, Heuy, Dewey and Louie so that they can get their inheritance earlier. In this scenario, Heuy is holding a pillow over Scrooge's beak holes, while Louie is holding his beak shut. This happens while Dewey is kicking Scrooge in the balls repeatedly.
I bought this car from my cousin, and I found out the breaks were shot. The fucking guy Scrooge McDuck'd me
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