The Mitch McConnel is a sexual position one can only achieve in concert with a Galapagos Tortoise which results in wrinkly, long lived, but exceptionally unintelligent offspring.
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Placing party over country, even if it means jeopardizing the integrity of American elections -- while lining the pockets of the wealthy and corporations and enabling a lawless president.
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"Miss" highlights the fact that McConnell is very widely rumored to be America's most prominent closeted homosexual.
"Miss" highlights the fact that McConnell is very widely rumored to be America's most prominent closeted homosexual.
Comment on Wonkette: "Mitch cries every time a good staffer pulls out."
Woman: Why are they saying that? What can it mean?
Man: I think it was a jibe at 'Miss McConnell'?
Woman: Why are you calling my dear leader in the Senate 'Miss'?
Man: Because he's a closeted homo.
Woman:Oh, really?
Man: Yup, just imagine what else 'Miss McConnell' is lying to you about.
Woman: Why are they saying that? What can it mean?
Man: I think it was a jibe at 'Miss McConnell'?
Woman: Why are you calling my dear leader in the Senate 'Miss'?
Man: Because he's a closeted homo.
Woman:Oh, really?
Man: Yup, just imagine what else 'Miss McConnell' is lying to you about.
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2.) Another term for a hypocritical motherfucking piece of shit.
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1.) The Mitch McConnell hid in his shell.
2.) Reverend Tom is being such a Mitch McConnell by preaching family values while cheating on his wife.
2.) Reverend Tom is being such a Mitch McConnell by preaching family values while cheating on his wife.
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Devin was lucky this time. Paul had a spare McConnell to lend him, and once it was inserted, he was able to hurry over to the White House without leaking Santorum into his pants.
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