McConnell

When you leave a globule of shit on your butthole for so long that it becomes cold, that uncomfortable sensation when you finally wipe is called a McConnell.

Hey Mitch, when I was taking a dump the other day I spent too much time browsing reddit before wiping. I totally got a McConnell because of that, and it sucked.

by McConnelled April 29, 2020

McConnell

A dick move.

That guy really pulled a McConnell when he pissed on RBG's grave.

by godproject September 18, 2020

McConnell

n. A person who demonstrates the absolute worst of humanity; a hypocrite: one who is soulless: a person full of greed; a person who cares only for themselves. May also be used in verb or adjective form.

Dude, don’t be a McConnell.
No McConnell goes to heaven.
Dude, don’t McConnell that decision.
Man, that guy’s greed is the most McConnelly thing ever!

by Fergerspergerberg September 19, 2020

McConnell

A boy with a chubby face and one jacket that he’s been wearing for the past 3 years. He has plenty of chins to spare.

“I don’t mean to be rude, McConnell, but why do you live in a pink house?”

“This is a joke who are these people”

by PlumSickle 2 March 13, 2023

McConnell

When your buddies always have to wait for you to play video games.

Where's Andy? Had to run to the store for his wife. Classic McConnell!!

by Mittens92 April 17, 2023

Mcconnell

Brain freeze due to age

The traffic light was green but I didn’t go and heard cars honking at me for 10 seconds. I had a McConnell.

by Peepingtom001 August 31, 2023

McConnell

Coined by members of the Indiana Pacers' television broadcast crew, this term refers to when, in basketball, an inbound pass is stolen by a member of the team that just scored a basket. This is a trademark move of NBA player T.J. McConnell.

After his teammate made a layup, Tyrese got his team the ball back when he got a McConnell.

by arnfromanderson March 20, 2024