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McDonald’s Sprite

A very strong sprite served at McDonald’s that can be compared to hard liquor and is said to give you secret powers
McDonald’s Sprite by Big pisser August 15, 2019

Mcdonald's Wifi 

Very bad, laggy internet. Usually is an insult during gaming in group chat referring that you have bad wifi.

- GG
Bro your not hosting your on Mcdonald's Wifi

Off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake? 

A meaningless phrase originally coined by Derrick from RHPC
Can be inserted into nearly any conversation.
Person 1: Hey, were you at the party last night?

Person 2: Nah, I was off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake?

McDonald’s Sprite

Bro, my phones running low!

Let’s go to McDonald’s for that good good McDonald’s Sprite then bro!

McDonald’s sprite

Only the hardest hitting drink in the world. This shit hits harder than vodka mixed with Vivian while in fire. This drink is exclusive to the fast food place that has a clown
*stupid fat customer pulls up to the drive thru speaker*

McDonald’s employee: Hi welcome to McDonald’s how may I help you

Stupid fat customer: Yo can I get a McDonald’s sprite.

McDonald’s employees: sure but your aware that if you drink the sprite and drive you’ll die in a crash cuz this shit hits hard

Stupid fat customers: yeah that’s my plan now give it to me

McDonald’s employees: fine your total is $1.08 please pull up to the first window

*stupid fat customer pays and gets drink*

Stupid cat customer: ay hell yeah now I can forget about my wife who left me

*stupid fat customer died in a car crash from being to fucked up*

engadine mcdonald's 

Scomo shat himself at Engadine McDonald's in 1997
engadine mcdonald's by Hack404 March 28, 2019