mizzle

A type of weather between mist and drizzle; very fine, almost cloud-like, rain.

I hate this mizzle; I'd rather it rained properly!

by Peckers August 13, 2005

drizzle my jizzle on yo mizzles tizzles

I fucked your mom and blew my load all over her tits.

You Velma, I just drizzle my jizzle on yo mizzles tizzles!

by Prof. Stinkbottom October 27, 2004

mizzlemazzle

To bamboozle, deceive, trick, or dupe someone in an elaborate way

David mizzlemazzled Sarah by searching for wedding stuff so that Hulu ads would make her think he was planning on proposing

by muzikjungli February 5, 2020

Lethal Mizzle

Fine rain that you don't think it is worth getting an umbrella out for, but then it ends up soaking you.

Adapted from the Derbyshire slang "mizzle" meaning "fine rain".

I don't think I'll bother taking my umbrella, its not raining that hard.
Are you sure? I think its lethal mizzle.

by Ella0918 July 5, 2010

MJBizzle

adj. to be 1) ghetto and from Randolph, MA. 2) a master with the ladies. 3) a wicked fly guitar player.

That guy's such an MJBizzle, he's got all the hotties.

by WRobin July 16, 2008

mizzle wannabe

someone that is trying to be a mizzle
usually copies most things a mizzle does.

Amy copies everything i do, guys i like, clothes i wear, even the names of my pets. she's such a mizzle wannabe

by Jorday December 1, 2004

Mizzled

Mizzled is when somebody deliberately misleads or dupes you with malicious intent. You can be "misled" by bad directions but your cheater boyfriend "mizzled" you into thinking your relationship was great when in fact he was engaged to someone else. This is an important distinction, because often you start out thinking you were misled, only to find out later, you were MIZZLED!

Laura mizzled me into thinking that Blake had a girlfriend when in fact he didn't. All because she wanted him for herself.

by Peneloppe Pittstop September 14, 2009