Bloody Marytarian

Someone who, 6 days a week, is a devout vegetarian, but when it comes to Sunday Brunch, looks the other way while drinking a Bloody Mary - Bloody Mary's almost always have Worcestershire sauce, which contains fish.

Jenn officially became a Bloody Marytarian Sunday morning after a long night of drinking - even though she's been a vegetarian for 5 years!

by Suzanne Greene October 18, 2007

marktard

Paul's Lover

Marktard and Paul sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G yadda yadda yadda and all that gay shit.

by Paul (P.S. call me please) i'll suck it again! September 4, 2003

martardi

1) Getting retardedly drunk from the consumption of martinis.

2) Arriving late to a martini party.

1) On New Years, Matt got really martardi at the bar.

2) The party starts at 9pm, don't be martardi!

by Mallred February 28, 2011

Maytard

1) The little black ball characters from Ristar

2) Much like the word smurf able to be used in replacement of any verb, adjective or noun.

Can be used in both a friendly or offensive way

'I can't believe I just got taken out by that maytard'
'That film was totally maytard'
'I wish I was maytardly brilliant'

by FelixHallum December 9, 2008

marutard

This mf carries anime tok

MARUTARD is a goat

by Retarutard July 28, 2021

Martard

An aspiting martyr who is so retarded that he claims only his own life in pursuit of killing others.

That suicide bomber who killed himself in Stockholm was a total martard!

by Joe the Plumber 123 December 14, 2010

Maurstad

A person who is not only ugly but the ugliest. A person who likes men and likes to fluff other men. His profession is a fluffer. Maurstad usually has man tits and likes to have midgets suck on them. A person who can be found in a back alley smoking the big black pipes. Likes to dress up as Transvestite. Often referred to Gord !!

Dude, you've just been blown by a man ! You've been Maurstad !

by Johnnny008 November 8, 2011