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Mauricio

This boy is a bomb ass nigga, although he may be a bit autistic he is a sex god. He can size his dick up or down to the preferred size. He is also extremely good at Fortnite. Whenever you see him he has a hand ready to beat his chest with a loose wrist and a firm hand. He is extremely chill and a cool guy to hang out with. All he needs is a girlfriend which he could totally get cause according to my sources, he is a sexy beast. He is a 100% beaner and is extremely proud that my grandpa owned his.
Ty: Shit is that Mauricio?
Peter: Fuck ya nigga, I finna cum
by Claustrophobic Teletubby October 16, 2019
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Mauricio

Mauricio is a very smart guy...he will always know how to treat a girl right and he's good in bed

He will always make you happy..mauricio can turn any girl on..but he is vary serious with his relationships..only the girl he loves can get to his soft side..one last thing he's vary loyal..I wish I had a boyfriend like him
Girl hey your cute

Mauricio thx but I have a girlfriend
by Mauricio in shot September 20, 2018
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Mauricio way of typing

Writing a phrase that consist of the first word of the phrase being in low-key and the rest in caps.
mARIANA MARQUES IS AWESOME AS FUCK.

tHIS IS THE MAURICIO WAY OF TYPING
by maurocioabqkbw July 23, 2017
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mauritius

location: few hundred km east of madagascar
size: tinniest little thing on the planet! but the biggest heart <3
language: french, english, creole
population: i don't know, why would you need to know.
residents: mauritians? dahh. the most bangable black people with swag you'll ever meet!
reputation: be jellin if you aint livin there! best beaches; white sand, blue water, and amazing reefs for scuba divin in. tropical island paradise, great for a honeymoon *hint, hint* worth a vist and it's safe! :D nice and warm, perfect for a sexy tan... simply beautiful
flag: 4 equal horizontal stripes of (top to bottom) red blue yellow green
OMFG!! That girls is like hotter than i've ever bloody seen one!!" "mate, that's obviously because she's mauritian" "damn, mauritius is blessed"
by handed July 18, 2011
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Maurizio

A strong fast young sexy looking male with an incredibly atteactive face
yo man that shit is maurizio
by Jason sanon June 6, 2011
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Mauricio Macri

Alternative name for the Felis silvestris catus, also known as cat.
"- I just adopted a Mauricio Macri.
- I personally prefer dogs. Mauricio Macris are usually disobedient."
by mauriciomacri February 10, 2018
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mauricio

a freaking, funny and amazing kid. he is totally bomb and makes our day. he's hilarious and can always put a smile (and laugh) on our faces =
we love mauricio TO DEATH!
i love you mauricio!!
hehe don't forget that!
by Ashley&Angie October 20, 2008
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