Maureen

Maureen's are beautiful, athletic and funny girls who are amazingly easy to talk to and will understand anything you have to say. They can make you laugh no matter what! They super funny with bright personalities and they are always happy. Maureen's have beautiful blue/gray eyes, and silky dirty blonde hair.

maureen funny beautiful athletic

by Swinginbaby February 3, 2014

Maureen Johnson

A hilarious young adult author, secret sister to the vlogbrothers (NERDFIGHTERS FTW), and has a strange obsession with jars.

She's freakishly beautiful but very modest, talented, and has extremely awkward glares and keeps a straight face better than most professional actors.

Normal person: "What the hell? She's so weird."

Nerdfighter: "Noo! She's amazing!"

Follower of Maureen Johnson on Twitter: "Why, Maureen, why?"

Maureen: "Because it's there. Because the hamsters wish it so. Because we can. Because someone has to."

by wicked_cool July 15, 2010

Maureen Higgins

A gorgeous brunette lady with beautiful blue eyes, long legs and a heart of gold. She loves sleeping in late, trekking in nature, chasing dreams, practicing yoga and Pilates, jogging, spending time with her family, making memories, and cooking delicious food. She is AWESOME!

Oh, you're dealing with a legit Maureen Higgins. You've got a keeper. Congrats!

by Someguy771 April 11, 2020

Maureen

A beautiful, sarcastic, smart girl. Only rude when you are. Usually happy. Never fuck with her. She'll kick your ass. Likes to be alone. Only has a few close friends, but that's all she needs. Family-orientated.

Dude 1: Damn! I love my girlfriend.
Dude 2: What's her name again?
Dude 1: It's Maureen.
Dude 2: No wonder! lol

by HeeeeeellYeeeah January 7, 2012

Maureen

girl with an ass like a bulldozer. rockin body, all around gorgeous girl.. she's def a keeper.

EXAMPLE:
did you see that girl?

yeah that was maureen

oh damn look at dat ass

by samhein March 27, 2013

Merchant Maureen

A coined term used by anti-Feminist commentator, Marc Rudov, who descirbed "Merchant Maureen" is a synonym of a "gold digger".

"A merchant maureen is when a lady drops her anchor for a man's wallet in her own desires..."
— Marc Rudov, No Harmony Without Equality

by Tsar Diversant April 5, 2017

Tango: Maureen

It is the name of a song from the Broadway show/movie, RENT. It is used describing the situation of going out with someone who's bisexual, who likes to cheat and flirt with other men and women, and it's very hard to leave them. Because that's what the song's about.

"Your relationship is SO Tango: Maureen!"

by puts the scene in obscene February 5, 2008