Mutuma'd

When someone get's a Par that is worse then a double Par but not as bad as a silence/ended.

Person 1: Eugh.....that stinks.

Person 2:So's your face!

Group: Ah.......you got Mutuma'd

Person 2: (Smiling)

by Jokerzonhigh April 26, 2011

Mastumate

Based from the word "estimate". Mastumate is guessing how much longer one can last while masturbating.

I can probably make it through this whole video. But that is just a mastumate.

by Fortuitus Neologist November 29, 2015

Maluma

A singer of Columbian descent. His real name is Juan Luis Londono Arias and his stage name Maluma consists of the first two letters from names of three family members he holds dear. That's pretty boy for you.

Maluma is the official Pretty Boy, Dirty Boy. Whether he's more one than the other is left only for his true love to know.

by KanuhaK January 22, 2017

matujage

A tool used in the process of cooking that a precise measure and a very very sharp blade for absolute acurate cuts and slices.

(pronounced Mat-u-jaj)
Will you pass me the matujage?
I need it for this odd shaped chicken.

by Azura October 25, 2006

Matukas

(n.) Breasts, boobs, tits.

"Get a load of the matukas on that flamfloo!"

by Vlad the Impaler March 2, 2005

MattMav

MattMav is a total clam who has lots of gas and a basement

MattMav is being kind of jewish today

by BasementCooker May 10, 2019

Mathmatize

The action of creating a directly proportional mathematical algorithm from a simple conversation.

Usage of Mathmatize:"I got sooo drunk last night. I started with beer and I think i switched to liquor at one point because my piss smelled like Jack Daniels. I am extremely hungover today"

X* = How many beers drank
Z* = Unknown types and quantities of booze drank
Y* = Rating from 1-10 of hungover-ness

Sample Sentence of Mathmatize:
"I got sooo drunk last night. I started with (X*) and I think i switched to (Z*) at one point because my piss smelled like (Z* Squared). I am (Y*) today"

by Ted Bundy2 April 22, 2011