Mateusz

The best person in the universe there is no fucking way you can hate him, in other words he is the greatest guy on earth

mateusz is great mateusz is love

by Squirrel croncker October 11, 2019

mateusz

Polish way to describe a greasy virgin. Mateusz gets absolutely no bitches and never touched any women. Even his mom doesn’t love him.

- he’s such a mateusz

by clitisfake April 28, 2022

mateusz6768

mateusz6768 is a tech person with over 1k followers.he has a samsung galaxy y and sees how the apps performance on that Samsung.

you:try "app" on the Samsung galaxy y

Mateusz6768:ok

by floppa_tech July 18, 2022

Mateusz

Dopest mf out there. Mateusz gets all the women and is rich as hell. His physique is chiseled out of stone.

“Yo this kid I met was so fine”
“Oh ya that must’ve been Mateusz”

by Homerchu1234 July 1, 2022

Mateusz

Sexy guy with great moves in bed and can get inside really quickly and bust so hard I bust in his mom

That guy was so good last night, he was a Mateusz

by SausageMaster723 July 8, 2023

Dirty Mateusz

When a predatory woman (ages 39-62) targets a young man (ages 13-24) and brings him into her domain. Her domain is an isolated area such as a basement, dungeon, or apartment. Both the cougar and young man do role play in which the young man gets tied to the bed. The cougar proceeds to cut off the limbs of the young man and sell the body parts to Somalian pirates to pay off her tab at Hooters.

Delinquent #1: She pulled a Dirty Mateusz on Timmy... He was only 13.
Delinquent #2: Too bad we will only see his torso from here on out.
Delinquent #3: Haha! Bro, we can dress him up as Patrick the starfish for Halloween.

by Spooninggrandma.com April 23, 2018

Dawid Mateusz Wardaliński

Sexy as fuck,has a massive cock and is a God.

Dawid Mateusz Wardaliński is so sexual and godly.

by Pokedave123 March 2, 2020