Matty Haysom

Matty is the best guy friend you could have he is funny, has rugged good looks, is perfect in every possible way and is also a horny beast that never rests. His smile and flirtatious ways will drag you in faster than you ever thought possible.

He is perfect dating material.. If you want to date a god.

"I wish I was Matty Haysom."

"That guy over there, is Matty Haysom. He has the whole package"

by mosha timja March 25, 2013

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matty healy

matty healy is a one of a kind specimen only found in the band the 1975. if you find him he will probably nick ur fags

"Omg I met matty healy and nicked my fags"

by loomisme September 27, 2023

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missing matty hours

when you miss matty because he is perfect and the best boyfriend ever. at this time you just want to hug him, cuddle him, hold his hand, and kiss him. he makes you the happiest ever, gives you endless butterflies, and can put a smile on ur face in an instant. this can occur at any time.

“Oh it’s 3am and I could be cuddling Matty right now, I guess it’s missing Matty hours.”

by shmoneyybunnyy March 26, 2020

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Matt H.

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One who recieves immense attention from teenaged girls, all of whom are extremely sexy, except Kayla, she is NOT sexy and her attention is extremely unwanted.

Also, one who has the respect of many and all, those who do not pay respect, are then banished from the land.

"Look Mr.President, there goes Matt H. you had better run to him and kiss his feet, if you don't thou shalt be banished."

by MattFan July 16, 2008

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