Phantom Mattson

Sneaking out of a party without telling anyone you are leaving.

Garth pulled a Phantom Mattson last night.

by Snow Day Pod January 16, 2019

martoon

Outspoken fat guy who is fond of masturbating at olympic levels using Modem based Internet on everyday basis (especially when his parents leave early for work).

You are such a martoon.

I know this guy, be careful with him, i hear he is a matoon.

by Gay Julius Cesar January 12, 2018

martooni

the 4th or 5th martini

bring me another martooni

by Anonymous October 25, 2003

Mattongo

A white man with very large lips. When he runs he falls over them!

Legend has it that it that it was a lip transplant gone wrong!

'Mattongo' is very rubbish at football tripping over his lips!

by Genesis Project September 1, 2018

mattdonaphobia

the fear of matt donovan still being alive and useless

I got mattdonaphobia when watching Enzo fail to kill him

by Heywoood Jablowme July 17, 2020

mattonroblox01

A thief known for stealing groups and games while claiming to have "worked" on stolen assets.

Person 1: Anyone know mattonroblox01? I've heard they worked on huge groups and games!
Person 2: No, I have never heard of mattonroblox01, but after doing some research, they are a thief!

by Dean6 April 11, 2022

Mattpoon

A term used to describe a male coxswain in the sport of rowing who usually wears a butt plug and has frequent voice cracks.

Person 1: Hey did you see that coxswain when they were taking out the boat?

Person 2: Oh yeah! The one with the voice crack LOL? “unstrAAAAp!”

Person 1: That guy is such a mattpoon man! I swear I saw a butt plug in his ass too!

by BigGangstaVibez June 13, 2021