adam maitland

Kevboyperry’s best friend who is occasionally featured in his videos and tik toks. He enjoys playing the guitar and attends Clemson.

Kevin: Its real sad boi hours I can no longer kiss Adam Maitland goodnight.

by tiktokhasruinedmylife August 23, 2019

Sean Maitland

The top try scoring winger in the 2011 Rugby Super 15, but he was not considered good enough to play for the All Blacks. Possibly because he is homosexual.

I have been going so hard at work and the boss never says 'thanks,' its like I am that pariah, Sean Maitland.

by Crusader fan29 September 1, 2011

Maitland Monkey

This sexual act involves a male, following a blowjob ,ejaculating all over his female companions face then, whilst she is temporarily blinded the guy throw a pre-hidden stash of pube trimmings on his unsuspecting victums face. The male then sits back and watch his friend do the funky monkey dance as she wipes crab-forest from her eyes

Quote 1:Hey man shoulda seen me get Brenda with this sweet Maitland Monkey last night. Got that bitch good.

Quote 2:Dude i just broke up with with me missus. Didn't know how to break it to her so i just gave her the old maitland monkey instead. Prety sure she got the message. Wanna go have some Leroy Jenkems.

by Ando2 February 23, 2010

mattlad

somebody who has a head shaped like an apple

did u see him? he was a genuine mattlad

by joe de jong May 17, 2011

matiland

A beautiful girl with big brown eyes and is very smart. Fun to hang out with. Makes funny jokes.

Can't wait to see Matiland today

by bootyfingers October 17, 2017

mattyland

The imaginary place a women’s mind wanders into after having an extremely satisfying sexual experience. A state of euphoria.

That man is such a sensual lover. I feel like I’ll be in mattyland forever.

by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019

maitland

the act of throwing your bag or spitting on another person

here comes maitland watch out he might spit on you

yo, you totally maitlanded on that guy

by bigboy7012 April 25, 2019