Matticus Dumbassicus

skinny ass kid who thinks he knows everything because he gets his mcdonalds for free

Matticus Dumbassicus-Matt Lewis

by Mcbuffalo May 16, 2009

manticle

A post-op substitute testicle

Look at my fine new pair of manticles

by bigwizz February 4, 2005

Mattles

Pommie closet filth in denial. Loves ALL porn and goes through 9 rolls of cling wrap a week. Also has a HUGE cock

He has a real case of Mattles.

by Rach December 22, 2003

Mesticles

a word for woman testicles

I was at naked party today and i saw a woman with two balls coming out of there.. i call them mesticles

by Suklaa October 13, 2017

gibson mattice

Fuck Face

Look at that Gibson Mattice over there

by Deadpool_0578 May 23, 2017

Meathicles

1. An ancient Greek lesser god of civility.

2. Name given to an overworked, undersexed Frontier Helpdesk employee

"Hello this is Meathicles, can I have your last name?"

by Jeff Bloomski November 12, 2003

masticle

a mastadon testicle

Damn son! That's as big as a masticle!

by Honkey ass bitch March 9, 2004