Matthieu

Matthieu is the best human being to have ever existed.

Matthieu's presence makes me dripping wet!!

by definitely not Matthieu November 22, 2021

Matthieu Carriere

Commonly known as a strung out homosexual who feeds off the souls of the young. Very mediocre at life itself. Also does not like to pay taxes so he refused to get a job nor move out of his mothers basement. He suckles upon her teet for sustenance and refused to unlatch.

"Did you hear those screams from the basement?"
"yeah its Matthieu Carriere unlatching from him moms teet"

by really come on October 9, 2022

Dirty Matthieu

When you are supposed to work from home but all you do is watch amputee midget gay porn.

Holy ballsweat, I have been working from home for a couple of weeks now but haven't done a single shit. I'm such a Dirty Matthieu.

by Lord Bucket September 15, 2021

Mathieu

The actual best name in the entire world. It also means gift of God, I think.

Someone: What's your name?
Me: The best one.
Someone: So it's Mathieu?
Me: Yes. Now; you killed my father, prepare to die.

by Tuna (TuneyPerson) November 9, 2020

Mathieu Dodge

Utterly lacking in discernment and critical thinking capabilities. Exhibiting an astounding inability to grasp even the most basic concepts.

During the team meeting, John proposed a completely impractical and nonsensical strategy that not only overlooked fundamental aspects of the project but also showed no understanding of its feasibility. His idea was nothing short of a 'Mathieu Dodge,' leaving everyone puzzled by his lack of logical reasoning.

by Urban‎ Dictionary August 1, 2023

Mathieu

Ancient Egyption Mathieu means "El Grande"
as in someone with a huge penis, know only to immortals,
also Mathieu mean the most attractive man ever

that guy has a Mathieu of a penis

by begalfull April 23, 2009

Mattheus

An amazing guy who is great to talk to. Good looking. He tends to have a joke, but not everyone gets his humor. He doesn't like relationships but he fancies someone. He loves his family and friends more than anything.

Mattheus.

by akisstooshort January 15, 2012