matteus marlovits

Teus is one of the most sexiest, handsome, pompous and diligent people you‘ll ever meet.

He‘s instagram famous and is venerated/adored by a myriad of gals out there.

„gurl, where can i find myself a matteus marlovits“

„Comrade ion kno“

by hisdicksmallerthanmytoes May 6, 2019

The Only Truth that Matters

The Only Truth that Matters is Love

I drove all night to see her because she is The Only Truth that Matters

by Liberation Theology December 16, 2019

Mattersville

A gated community cops can't come in. A place for punks over the hill

Lets go to mattersville.

by Jay pee July 8, 2006

Taking matters into your own hands

Masturbating
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Slap boxing the one-eyed champ
Holding your sausage hostage
Squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
"the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger."

"Mary rejecting him for sex once again, Larry had to take matters into his own hands."

by Johnny Pot Smoker September 5, 2003

Mattisyn

Mattisyn is a very popular girl who is loyal, sweet, trustworthy,beautiful, and smart. She likes a couple of boys, but that is it. Mattisyn has hazel or blue eyes and dirty dish blonde hair. People usually come and talk to her about their problems, and she would never tell a soul.

I love talking to Mattisyn.
Mattisyn is so sweet!

by HI SISTERS (<3 James Charles) November 23, 2018

trivial matters

Trivial Matters: Things in life that have almost no value. A lot of people care too much about these things and some use these matters against others to boost their self esteem.

Mary: Karla misspelled you're on Facebook. That means she is stupid and I am better than her.
Amy: You should not judge people on trivial matters. She is probably very smart in her own way and that could have been a typo. It's Facebook! Chill out and stop caring about stupid stuff.

by Universal One Love October 27, 2013

Mattish

Slightly awkward. Slightly out of place. Odd.

That guy dances a little mattish doesn't he?

by DJTripleX October 26, 2010