Mattersville

A gated community cops can't come in. A place for punks over the hill

Lets go to mattersville.

by Jay pee July 8, 2006

Taking matters into your own hands

Masturbating
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Slap boxing the one-eyed champ
Holding your sausage hostage
Squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
"the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger."

"Mary rejecting him for sex once again, Larry had to take matters into his own hands."

by Johnny Pot Smoker September 5, 2003

Mattias

The sexiest kid I’ve ever seen.
He has high IQ and massive penis.
He gets all the girls. He’s handsome and rich. Good at gaming

Have you seen Mattias?
No but I know that he’s the sexiest kid I’ve ever seen

by Ok so I did not see January 30, 2020

Mattias

Mattias is someone who's there for you whenever you need him. He listens to your problems and gives you advice when he can. He's fun to play with and is a typical bro.

If you have a Mattias, you've got him forever. He's loyal to the people he cares about the most.

He's a true lad, and loves to muck around just as much as the next person. A truly epic mate.

"Oi! Mattias! Wanna catch up after class?"

by MaxButtz March 25, 2020

trivial matters

Trivial Matters: Things in life that have almost no value. A lot of people care too much about these things and some use these matters against others to boost their self esteem.

Mary: Karla misspelled you're on Facebook. That means she is stupid and I am better than her.
Amy: You should not judge people on trivial matters. She is probably very smart in her own way and that could have been a typo. It's Facebook! Chill out and stop caring about stupid stuff.

by Universal One Love October 27, 2013

Mattersville

We spend our golden years in Mattersville. We can do whatever we want, whatever we please.

Lets go to mattersville.

by Kay Pee October 12, 2010

Mattas

A Greek name meaning a 'gift from God', a Mattas is the ultimate score in the bedroom.

"That Mattas was a gift from God!"
"Get a load of THAT Mattas!"

Can also be used as a synonym for erotic:
e.g. 'Wow, last night was sooo Mattas!'
'I like a man when he's Mattas.'

Can also be used as an exclamative:
e.g. 'oh, Mattas!'

by MacMattas June 8, 2011