mattistics

when one creates an unbelievable and astounding stat off the cuff, convincing only himself that it is the truth.

Guy1: nah man i dont go to the gym anymore, you know if you think hard enough you burn 300 calories

Guy2: sh*t sonnnn hes comin out with the Mattistics again

by hdotman March 17, 2011

Mactastic

The art of making the awesome Big Mac or getting a awesome Big Mac. Commonly used by McD's employees.

Dude, that is Mactastic!

by st00d March 30, 2009

motasticate

To have sex with, or attempt to have sex with, a vegetable or fruit, often unsuccessfully.

"Frank motasticated the watermelon, but forgot to cut a hole."

by Brian January 20, 2005

meantastic

Something that is funny in concept but downright horrible if actualized.

“Michael, did you see that flyer for a lost pet?”
“Yea, I saw it Allison, I can't stop thinking about how funny it would be to arrive at the pet owner’s home, tell them you found their pet, and then when you see the look of relief in their face, hand them a bucket of coyote shit mixed with fur.”
“Michael, you’re so Meantastic”

by FrogLegStew August 8, 2015

mantastic

A man who is fantastic. It describes a man who is equal parts tough and sexy. He isn't to be mistaken with the overly masculine man. He is an attractive man who is an eye catcher and oozes charisma.

"I was at the club the other night dancing with this guy. He was fuckin' mantastic. We were bumping and grinding all night. He gave me his number. I think I'm gonna have to hit that shit."

by ChanLynn January 21, 2008

mamtastic

Adj. Characterized by otherworldly voluminousity or by some trait or traits suited to breasts of one's ultimate fantasies. Conjugation of mammary and fantastic.

Damn! Homegirl has got some mamtastic breasticles!

by beer snob August 22, 2006

Masktastic

a covid 19 girl who is pretty until she takes her mask off

yo daniells, that girl is hot. No lou, I saw her without her covid mask. She's just masktastic

by argo July 11, 2020