matriculation

signing up to go to a school

by Anonymous September 10, 2003

Matriculous

A fried-out version of the word ridiculous (fried-out as in under the influence of mushrooms)

Oh man, George W. Bush being elected again is straight matriculous.

by Jaclyn Mary December 18, 2008

Matriculate

To carry, esp. in football. Used most often by sports news anchors.

Watch as Dante Hall gets the punt and starts matriculating the ball down the field.

by DrAstroZoom January 09, 2004

Matriculate

v. To Matriculate

Matriculate - To age, mature, or to improve/make better.

Ex. I must matriculate this cheese, before I can get a good profit from it.

Ex. Matriculate your essay, and correct your grammar mistakes, then I will take another look at it.

by Fub257 December 30, 2009

matriculation

sound of like an initiation or a ceremony for u going to high school

i went to matriculation before i went to high school

by asdfdsasdfdsadadfadsf August 26, 2003

Premature Matriculation

Being admitted into a college or university while you're still a sophomore in high school.

Cyrus exhibited a lackadaisical attitude in the last 2 months of his sophomore year in high school due to his premature matriculation into Seton Hall University.

by DJCOJO July 06, 2010

Matriculative Dynamics

Matriculative Dynamics is a totally fake business buzz word. In a world of overused business buzz words like “verticals”, “synergy”, and “bandwidth”... it seemed that something should be made up that is nonsensical and could be woven into conversation. The word was created on 5/21/22 in Atlanta, Ga in closed door meeting of the MDIC.

The Matriculative Dynamics of the vertical and horizontal onboarding of this data is going to be a real pain. We should circle back and have a zoom call to discuss.

by JRamsy May 13, 2021