by adamboult July 1, 2005
Get the maties mug.Pronounced (Muh-Teesh-In), is a name given to people who ruin good jokes, either by adding stupid puns or running the joke on until it loses all meaning. Origin Unknown.
I told a perfectly good joke, and Jeff kept running with it until it wasn't funny anymore, he's such a matieszyn.
by IHeartPaint October 24, 2009
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Fuck mariesa is within 2000 feet of me right now I can feel her monkey ass we need to GO OR IMMA JUMP OFF A CLIFF BEFORE SHE GETS ANYMORE NEAR ME.
by Realestguyyouknow January 10, 2019
Get the Mariesa mug.Maitisato is the definition of the guy you should worry about. He's dick is bigger than your future. In he's free time he enjoys killing irresponsible students and having sex with your mother
Tser: mum who is my real dad?
Tser's mum: matisato son, it all happened when he made a move and then...
Tser: a move??? Dang I wish I could do that
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by Flanker Clanker November 20, 2021
Get the matisato mug.Mostly known as God of Physics but in reality the Ultimate Omni-King, he is a very muscular man who knows basically everything aside from the future. He has no weaknesses and he is the most responsible of them all. He has many desciples and kills whoever tries to mess with them or his temple.
Boy 1: I hope you have done all of our homework
Boy 2: But we didn't have any.
Boy 1: Are you stupid? It is a given that we always have to do all the exercises! MATISATO IS GONNA F***IN KILL YOU!
Boy 2: But we didn't have any.
Boy 1: Are you stupid? It is a given that we always have to do all the exercises! MATISATO IS GONNA F***IN KILL YOU!
by Matisato November 20, 2021
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Matesa is amazing.
by Matesa November 22, 2021
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by Imissussometimes March 23, 2022
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