maties

A term used by chavs describing their herd.

I'll get my maties on u u f***ing gribo

by adamboult July 1, 2005

Mateisha

The name of a godess that should have been placed into her own fairytale. it would have went a little something like this.

Once upon a time, there was a child called Mateisha she was the most precious girl you had ever laid eyes on. light brown eyes, dark majestic flowing hair, cute eyelashes stunning smile. she was born to be a singer. just didnt know it yet. 20 years later she was married to a dashing sexy stud of a guy handsome.they were so cute together. they moved country and made money through helping children and she sang people back to life.WOW which gave immortality. she had 600 babies because he could not keep his hands off her. THE END

great story huh?

Mateisha is kind natured and adorable.

dayum that girl has brown eyes she must be mateisha

by lushywushy October 24, 2012

mateisexual

Someone who has a very big crush on someone named Matei.

My BFF: What’s your sexuality?
Me: I’m mateisexual.
My BFF: What does that mean?
Me: It means that I have a crush on Matei.

by Alexialexiiii January 4, 2021

matieszyn

Pronounced (Muh-Teesh-In), is a name given to people who ruin good jokes, either by adding stupid puns or running the joke on until it loses all meaning. Origin Unknown.

I told a perfectly good joke, and Jeff kept running with it until it wasn't funny anymore, he's such a matieszyn.

by IHeartPaint October 24, 2009

Matiesa

A rude girl that has no sense of humour and bullies everyone and usually is brunette but is real pretty

“Matiesa is GETHIN+”

by Bitchoftheday November 22, 2021

Mathéis

Mathéis is a really

REALLY person you can laugh with
But he can really be annoying sometime and when he is annoying you just want to hit him

But he is really kind and he is really suportive and when you are sad he will do everything for you to be happy :D

It's a name so i guess when you want to call him like "Hey Mathéis !" Ect....

by Chongyun_Lover November 24, 2021

Mathéïs

Very handsome, smart and passionate man.

Wow, Mathéïs is making my life better he’s so perfect!

by Mathéïs December 5, 2021