by Speas March 9, 2003
Get the masterbation mug.The absolute abuse of the game "Mechwarrior" in the use of using both joysticks at the same time. This can often be used for people who play the game entirely way too much.
The suffix "sterbation" can be tacked on to any other game for appropriate issues.
The suffix "sterbation" can be tacked on to any other game for appropriate issues.
*answering machine*
"sorry, im not at the phone right now, if it is between the times 8 AM and 5 AM then most likely I am mechsterbating, and i do not want to be bothered. call back when i give a crap, or when you have a free copy of the next mechwarrior game"
"sorry, im not at the phone right now, if it is between the times 8 AM and 5 AM then most likely I am mechsterbating, and i do not want to be bothered. call back when i give a crap, or when you have a free copy of the next mechwarrior game"
by Gunmetal December 17, 2004
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Masterbating using nothing but raw brain power to ensure pleasure while the internet is down or some other excuse!
by P rizzy420 October 22, 2010
Get the Imagination Masterbation mug.When you lube up your genitals and then take out the middle bearing of a Fidget Spinner then slide it onto your genitals and spin it until you cum.
by Salmon_Slapper May 24, 2017
Get the Fidget Spinner Masterbation mug.1. In an attempt to prove a point, gathering and assembling data in such a way that one only convinces oneself of its validity
2. Trying to justify an incorrect opinion, statement, or assumption, by manipulating available data in a way that is only satisfying to the person with the incorrect opinion, statement, or assumption.
2. Trying to justify an incorrect opinion, statement, or assumption, by manipulating available data in a way that is only satisfying to the person with the incorrect opinion, statement, or assumption.
He rattled off a bunch of obscure statistics to defend his vote on the stimulus package, but it was all mathsturbation.
by RVLambo February 1, 2009
Get the mathsturbation mug.Tom: I'm so hot I'd masterbate to myself.
Bill: You what?
Tom: Ever heard of Mirror Masterbation?
Bill: No... That sounds nasty.
Bill: You what?
Tom: Ever heard of Mirror Masterbation?
Bill: No... That sounds nasty.
by Flawless23 April 21, 2011
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