masterbation

Karate teacher named Bation

Thank you for calming me down Master Bation

by Speas March 9, 2003

mechsterbation

The absolute abuse of the game "Mechwarrior" in the use of using both joysticks at the same time. This can often be used for people who play the game entirely way too much.

The suffix "sterbation" can be tacked on to any other game for appropriate issues.

*answering machine*
"sorry, im not at the phone right now, if it is between the times 8 AM and 5 AM then most likely I am mechsterbating, and i do not want to be bothered. call back when i give a crap, or when you have a free copy of the next mechwarrior game"

by Gunmetal December 17, 2004

Imagination Masterbation

Masterbating using nothing but raw brain power to ensure pleasure while the internet is down or some other excuse!

Yo last night i was using the old technique of Imagination masterbation.... power was down.

by P rizzy420 October 22, 2010

Fidget Spinner Masterbation

When you lube up your genitals and then take out the middle bearing of a Fidget Spinner then slide it onto your genitals and spin it until you cum.

I'm gonna go do some Fidget Spinner Masterbation..

by Salmon_Slapper May 24, 2017

mathsturbation

1. In an attempt to prove a point, gathering and assembling data in such a way that one only convinces oneself of its validity
2. Trying to justify an incorrect opinion, statement, or assumption, by manipulating available data in a way that is only satisfying to the person with the incorrect opinion, statement, or assumption.

He rattled off a bunch of obscure statistics to defend his vote on the stimulus package, but it was all mathsturbation.

by RVLambo February 1, 2009

Mirror Masterbation

The act of masterbating to your own reflection.

Tom: I'm so hot I'd masterbate to myself.

Bill: You what?

Tom: Ever heard of Mirror Masterbation?

Bill: No... That sounds nasty.

by Flawless23 April 21, 2011

female masterbation

The self-stimulation of female genitals. See flicking the bean

by Big Simes January 22, 2003