Mathsterbation

Mathsterbation is the act of masturbating when a maths problem or assignment becomes too difficult and/or tedious to complete. It is often practised when the subject has lost all hope in completing his maths and can see no other option.

Friend 1: Hey, what did you get for question 4?

Friend 2: *fap* *fap* *fap* Go Away!

Friend 1: Mathsterbation already? That's weak...

by highoffmathsfaps November 5, 2013

mathterbating

Doing math for fun, enjoyment, entertainment and/or to pleasure ones self.

Dude1: Hey! whats that nerd over there doing with that calculator?
Dude2: Probably mathterbating
Dude1: Dude! sick he could at least go to the bathroom to do dat
Dude2: Gotta do what you gotta do

by SeakingFuckYeah! March 4, 2008

Mathsturbate

To take pleasure in solving useless maths problems

Dude, Chris loves to mathsturbate!

by Chrismiths February 5, 2015

Matstero

When an old man steals a cow and milks it for his own pleasure

Yuck that guy over there is pulling a matstero

by Smegggy September 11, 2021

Mathterbation

The state of mind resulting in an action that a person, usualy male, feels when forced to attend a math class of any kind. They become bored sitting in the back of the class and feel the need to undo/remove their pants behind the math textbook. They then partake in some enjoyable activities resulting in self satisfaction that helps them to survive the remainder of the math class.

Kevin: "Whats Sean doing back there?"
Nathan: "I dont know, but is it raining in here??"

Sean: "That was a good mathterbation guys." *Zip*

by DocAfroman March 1, 2010

mathterbate

Mathterbate or mathterbating is the act of masterbating instead of doing your math homework.

"Johnny why isn't your homework complete"said Mrs. Jones. Johnny said "I tried to do it, but I had to mathterbate to your picture all night."

All that fine booty in class had me mathterbating during lecture

by Brando-The-Hutt September 14, 2016

the_matster

complete numpty, also known as an intelligent article

oh matt, you numpty

by Tango January 23, 2004