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mathemagician

n. From the words Mathematician and Magician: A person who's so good at maths that the answers they come up with and techniques they use seem like magic to those of a more ignorant nature.
John Nash (from "A Beautiful Mind") could be described as a mathemagician
by mark_davo April 12, 2007
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mathematician

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
Asked for a testimony to the effect that Emmy Noether was a great woman mathematician, he said: I can testify that she is a great mathematician, but that she is a woman, I
cannot swear.
by G Gorkenheimer April 24, 2006
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methematician

1. One who is distinguished in the field of methematics (the study of methamphetamine manufacture, distribution and consumption, together with the history of meth use and its impact on modern culture. A low point in the history of methematics occurred during World War II when allied and axis forces used amphetamine and methamphetamine to enhance and extend (temporally) their fighting skills.
2. A legitimate or underground chemist who excels in the manufacture of the highest quality methamphetamine. Usually, methematicians cook only for themselves and very trusted associates for personal use only. Methematicians actively discourage meth use by the masses. Methematicians focus on the social utility of methamphetamine.
3. An academic or government specialist in the field of methematics who works with law enforcement and drug companies to stem the rising tide of illicit meth use worldwide.
1. At a recent underground lecture, one of this area's leading methematicians discussed the widespread endorsement and promotion of various methamphetamine formulations by the medical profession and pharmaceutical companies through the mid 1970s. The most successful of these products continues to be prescribed for narcolepsy, ADHD and obesity. The lecturer estimated that there are a half million regular recreational users and another three hundred thousand self-medicators who continue to chase the institutional claims from the 1960s and 1970s that methamphetamine relieves depression, alcoholism and seasonal affective disorder.

2. The restrictions on the sale of pseudoephedrine in the U.S. have driven many of our most talented chemists to become methematicians for the Mexican methamphetamine Mafiosos and their "crystal cartels."
3. Lily Chemicals, USA announced today that its brain trust of methematicians had developed a new crime fighting additive to be incorporated into its pseudoephedrine based cold and sinus medications. The Lily spokesperson stated "that the company was committed to frustrating the synthesis of methamphetamine in all laboratories except those licensed by the Food and Drug Administration after consultation with the Drug Enforcement Administration."
by frownandpops July 1, 2010
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Mathematics

An addictive subject, where succeeding at solving one of its problems, increases your desire to solve more and more.

But...

It is also a depressant, where failing at solving one of its problems, gets you depressed and lowers your brain activity causing you to feel dumb.

So take care people...
Michael: Hey man, what are you doing?
George: Solving some math problems.
Michael: You need to cut off on mathematics man or we'll have send you to rehabilitation.
by TheUchihaHawk March 15, 2015
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Mathemagical

When a teacher is explaining complex maths and then suddenly comes up with an answer
Stoner 1: "How did Sir do that?"
Stoner 2: "That shit was mathemagical."
by xhenersx January 6, 2013
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mathemagician

An old man in a robe and a pointy star hat who uses his arcane powers to make the distributive law of arithmetic fun, with limited success.
The mathemagician smiled. "2*(3+8) = 22, indeed! You have chosen wisely, young apprentice! Soon you will be ready to face the division dragon!"
by mothwentbad January 6, 2009
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mathematical dick

A douchebag, namely one who works in or studies mathematics or a discipline involving mathematics, such as engineering or physics. Originally used in the 1997 movie Good Will Hunting.
Robin Williams: It's not about you, you mathematical dick!
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