Math Class

Used to torture students ever since the medieval ages. Overusing all of your five senses to the point where you can't see shit, hear shit, taste shit, feel shit, or smell shit.

Word of advice: Never fucking blink. You'll miss a millennium of equations and graphs and other shit that you'll never fucking use in your god forsaken life (unless you want to be a virgin engineer)
"Indica mihi ubi est domus princeps sustulit! Aut Math Class te in genere, cunt." -King Jofferey
by Proxy November 16, 2016
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A cruel and unusual mental torture involving sitting in a class for about an hour, trying to find out why the crap X and Y are such punks.

Suzy and Gary are going to a store, he buys 16,000 rounds for an M16, Suzy wants to buy an AK-47. Clearly Suzy has made the better choice, as she needs 17,000 more ammo magazines for it. 24 people are standing in line somewhere else, what is the meaning of life, what is the best car ever made. 14 more people want to buy guns. I have a pet dog, which is totally unrelated to this math problem, but hey, its math, its not supposed to make sense. Solve for X, punk!
Math class made me have multiple fractures in my skull, due to the fact that I slam my head on the desk for my free time during math class, as it is less agonizing than wracking my brain to solve a problem.

Tee hee.
by Not Zane September 15, 2004
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The reason most smart kids got the crap beaten out of them for 7 or so years.
X: Dude, I love math class; word problems are interesting and I always get good grades.
Y: I'm going to shit on your face for saying that.
by ashley sue July 27, 2004
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1. A place where a logical, meaningful, and beautiful natural philosophy is most likely completely mangled by one who couldn't really understand it and therefore got a job teaching. This person, in my personal experience, probably also lacks a sense of humor, common sense, and, quite possibly, a soul.
1. I spent a lot of time in a lot of math classes trying to catch up on sleep.
by Al October 12, 2003
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Train A leaves Boston at 6:00PM as the driver eats waffels and hashbrowns. Train B leaves Minneapolis traveling 110MPH while the driver headbangs to Enter Sandman. What is Driver A's favorite song?
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Organized attempt to force you into exercising your brain. PE for gray matter.

Like jumping higher and higher as you get older, or running ever faster, you learn to apply your mind to more and more complex matters in math class.
Except when your teacher is a lowly paid couldn't-care-less public servant. Then you're fucked.
by bllah January 09, 2004
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1 hour of your day wasted on questions such as

if joey has 3 sandwiches and Elle has 5 sandwiches, when I throw a triangle out of the car window and air resistance isa thing that exists, what is the meaning of life?
I catch up on sleep in maths class
by gender identity crisis June 19, 2020
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