mattrosexual

a person who is metrosexual, but tries to hide his connections with the metro community by calling others gay. a mattrosexual may be inclined to roll up his shirt sleeves to try and show off his "guns", or refuse to wear his hair naturally. mattrosexuals seem tough and asshole-like on the outside, but they really just need some lovin'.

have you seen mr. smoliga lately? what a mattrosexual.

by annonnymooouss September 22, 2005

matronizing

Acting in a kind fashion which belies a brutal, motherly and domineering intention.

"Gretel Killeen, the host of Australia's Big Brother, is the most matronizing person I know."

by beninakepi May 12, 2007

mathroids

(noun)
1 What mathletes or math students take to improve their performance
2 Like steroids, but for math

"DUDE! How did he do so well in the math competition?"

"He must be on mathroids, or something."

by Dawas Akodeus January 15, 2009

testicular matrophy

The slow decay of your manhood after years of matrimony.

I don't know what's wrong doctor. I never get to go out with my friends anymore or watch the game on the weekend. We’re always doing things with my wife’s friends. We joined a book group and go clothes shopping together. Hmm, sounds like a severe case of testicular matrophy to me.

by rpcgal September 4, 2013

power matron

An older woman usually 60 years or older, impeccably put together. Hair, makeup, & clothing together makes you look twice and admire her overall style.

WOW, Who was that Power Matron in the car with you?

by Ms Knows It August 26, 2022

Madfrog

MaDFroG is the name of the world's best Warcraft III Undead player.

Oh my goodness, is that the real MaDFroG?

by Murat El Shalaffa Lezteh October 27, 2004

mathrock

Intentionally using numbers and formulas to create music. The patterns usually consist of 1's and 2's with accents on the 1's; Using any rhythmic pattern of chug-chugs to create an odd time-signature. Another common practice is to add or subtract a beat from an even time signature.

Don Caballero, Breadwinner, The Oxes, Farauet, and The Kickass are all examples of mathrock bands.

by "Loc Star" November 1, 2005