MATEUS
Dude 1: That guy is rubbish at football, I bet he sucks lots of dicks
Dude 2: Yeah that guy is Mateus
Dude 2: Yeah that guy is Mateus
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Mateus Fatus
{Ma-tay-us Fa-toos}
A sophisticated word with a Latin sound to it, meaning "fat matt". This word is used for when there is an obese person named matt.
A sophisticated word with a Latin sound to it, meaning "fat matt". This word is used for when there is an obese person named matt.
Mateus Fatus by Mexirocker August 30, 2006
Mateus Costa de Paiva
He is the best person in bed, and he is a god ate fucking industry! He is also known as BigPaiva and PaivaDelas!
Mateus Costa de Paiva by FuckUMqster November 25, 2021
The Story of Mateus
Once upon an eternity ago, Mateus, who is a ninja, was at war with The Zombies. (They were much like the ones we know today, expect way deadlier.) Anyway, while engaged in combat, Mateus fell into an endless abyss that he designed for disposal of The Zombies. That abyss, which is impossible to escape, is now called the universe. From there he went on to create Earth, humanity, and everything else for unknown reasons. That is how he became God.
Mateus: "Ouch! Fuck, it's dark. Where am I? Oh shit, is this...? Damn it. Dang this is big - I wonder if there are still Zombies down here...this is gonna look bad on my autobiography 'The Story of Mateus'. (3 minutes later) I could really go for some sex right about now. I got it! Planet + animals + water = people! People = hookers! Hookers = sex! Oh, this is gonna be fun..."
The Story of Mateus by Ninja13 February 22, 2008
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Bezzie mates by thirdpartyaj March 23, 2017