material

noun, always capitalized.
fodder for writing or gossip, as in when someone does something so stupid/upsetting/wonderful, you can't wait to write/blog/twitter about it.

Pia: I can't believe your boyfriend dumped you for your best friend! What are you going to do?
Zadora: Turn him into Material.

or

Roberto: Did you see that? I can't believe he stood up on the chair and made a spectacle of himself in front of a live television audience!
Benigni: Material.

by bob beeflips August 23, 2009

material

A meta-state that has a discrete end in time however it has no discrete beginning in time.

Material has no linear origin point but it has a discrete end in time: meta-consciousness.

by tomorrowtomorrow August 29, 2018

material

Masturbation content. What makes you hard.

I've been watching a variety of porn lately because I've always been running out of material.

by PatrickBeverley October 30, 2019

Boyfriend material

A guy who has the right qualities in order for him to be your boyfriend. By saying a guy is "boyfriend material", you are saying that he is indeed datable by your standards.

Wow, I hung out with Mark last night and he was caring, funny, and handsome as hell. He's definitely boyfriend material.

by Afoxofflames April 22, 2017

blackout material

Meaning you are planning on getting really f*cked up. Something you would say in the afternoon if you are planning on getting blackout drunk later that evening.

This has been a long week. Tonight, I'm definitely gonna be blackout material.

by ndvikings June 6, 2011

Badger Material

Cheap ass Under Armour

"Hey Tom, what kind of cheap ass shit are you wearing, Badger Material?

by TheMeis June 7, 2018

Nose Material

New term for booze, alcohol, or anything that will get you nosed/drunk.

Originated from the Party Hardy Chics

Lets get nosed tonight, whos bringing the nose material?

by partyhardychics July 19, 2011