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mastie

Noun. The act of male masturbation; a jerk-off. Generally used within the phrase "have a mastie" or "having a mastie"
After he realized that he wasn't going to get laid that night, he decided to have a mastie and go to sleep.
by Ms. Robinson August 27, 2006
mugGet the mastiemug.

Masti

This is a word used to express when a person is having a lot of fun( in a naughty way!)
A very naughty behaviour
Raj: What masti where you doing yesterday at Sabrina's house?
Hunk: No masti! We were just finishing out homework.
by ClownOfRevolution April 13, 2019
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masti

a big hand in cards, usally the winner,
pimp had a masti dealt to him and didnt even bet.
by WILLARD DE November 23, 2007
mugGet the mastimug.

Mastie

A person who has a mast cell disorder
"Hi fellow mastie!"
by cheddarcheese101 December 15, 2016
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Sad Masti

A Sad Masti is when you masterbate while sad.

Because we all know tears are the best lube.
Damn.. the boys won't come to the pub tonight. (Has a Sad Masti)
by CanYouHearThat November 25, 2015
mugGet the Sad Mastimug.

Sad masti

when you have a masti time but with tears. (tears can be used as lube if needed)
Hey man, just had me a sad masti. shit was a real tear jerker
by anonymous October 4, 2021
mugGet the Sad mastimug.

masty pedi

when to young females penetrate each other's vaginas using their feet to cause intense pleasure!
(Nancy and Pamela are sitting on the stairs)
N: Im feeling sooo horny.
P: SAME, what about a masty pedi.
N: Great, are your feet clean.
P: Of course, im always ready for a masty pedi.
by lovegreysanatomy February 14, 2015
mugGet the masty pedimug.

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