Masturpoop

When you jizz and shit at the same time, and travel through time because of it.

I masturpooped and then went back to the 1400s. French. EVERYWHERE.

by Anonim2 July 25, 2010

masturpooping

It's when you poop while masturbating??!??

No more explination needed.

Toilet + Poop + penis + hand = masturpooping

by Llamadude July 13, 2007

Masturvape

Masturbating and vaping at the same time.

Sorry I didn’t text you back last night. I decided to masturvape until 1am.

by djorangejuice December 22, 2017

Masturbook

When you close your eyes and randomly hit a letter into your facebook search bar and jerk off to the first decent girl on the results.

*Thinking to self*
I don't know who to jerk off to... I'll just masturbook

by BlahBlahxx54 August 5, 2011

masturboofing

When one decides to pleasure themselves but they are also talking to someone over text at the same time without their knowledge of the action they are performing.

He is so weird, last night I heard that he was masturboofing with some girl and she didn't find out until today

by Booflord December 8, 2020

Masturboobing

Rubbing one selves boobs to get pleasure.

Girl 1: I saw that girl touching her torso last night.
Girl 2: Did it look like she was getting pleasure form it?
Girl 1: Yah. Why?
Girl 2: kSo she was masturboobing then.

by LOLOLOLOLw8wut? June 1, 2011

Masturpooh

mas-tur-pooh

(mās'tur-pooh) 

alt: "masturpoo; masturpoooh; mastarpoo; mastarpooh; mastarpoooh"

-noun
1. the abstractly modified stool created while its depositor was masturbating.

-verb
1. the act of masturbating while defecating.

2. the reciprocal act of masturbating with one's partner while mutually defecating.

-noun
"Good golly bro, I absolutely must find a toilet as soon as possible! Got to drop a hefty masturpooh!"

-verb
"That's awfully kind of you, but I'd rather masturpooh this weekend, thank you."

-verb"
Oh, we had the most romantic evening - it was almost poetic! We even masturpoohed!"

by Terrence-Cat October 13, 2010