Masturblanket

The blanket one masturbates into/on or uses to wipe up cum, to prevent cum stains from getting on their furniture.

I was having company over so I threw my crispy masturblanket in the laundry machine, after cumming onto it one last time.

by ChippyLongcockings May 6, 2019

masturblake

(Verb) The act of stimulating one's self sexually by massaging the anus, generally through at least one layer of clothing and using one's hand.

"Bored and lonely at work, {name} couldn't resist the urge to reach behind and masturblake."

by BrZ December 28, 2007

masturburning

The art of masturbating so hard that you burn your dick

Guy 1: Dude, I was masturburning so hard last night my dick is still on fire.
Guy 2: Gotta put some water on that.

by Eli Witty January 4, 2015

Masturburnate

Staying inside and masturbating while hibernating during the frigid winter months.

I used to hate being stuck indoors during the winter. Now I just masturburnate until March!

by aidsburger November 18, 2010

Masturbukky

A girl in my class

She is a masturbukky

by Joelawa July 10, 2018