Masturbatorium 

A room, usually a bedroom, where the walls are designed with faces of real or fake people, usually real people, that one can masturbate to

Radal playing GTA4 mods: Oh mein gott. Goddammit, Roman, what the hell is this masturbatorium or whatever, man?

Masturbatorium by ♥🗺☠ August 31, 2021

Mastubatorium 

An room of varying size completely devoted to sexual self satisfaction. Can be a shrine of many modes of masturbation.

Jesse: "I caught Kevin jerkin off stalefish in my room!"

Axel: "That mother fucker, I told him specifically to use the Mastubatorium!"

Mastubatorium by AxelPee April 21, 2008

masterbatorium 

A place of masterbation. Usually a private confined space makes the best masterbatorium.

That shed would make a great masterbatorium!

masterbatorium by likemikexxiii October 25, 2005

Masturbatorium 

An establishment which facilitates and promotes self-pleasure without judgement or fear of reprisal.

Paul, we didn't see you last night at the bar. 
Paul: no, I cut out the middleman and went straight to the masturbatorium.

Masturbatorium by Usher of the Black Rod October 20, 2012

masterbatorium 

The room in which a person's PC is kept.

I rang the doorbell three or four times, dude. What, were you in the masterbatorium?

masterbatorium by twajjo January 10, 2012

Masturbatorium 

A room or special place designated by a person for masturbation.

Having watched the steamy blue movie, the man went directly to his masturbatorium to pleasure himself.

Masturbatorium by the bukakan March 7, 2007

Masturbatorium 

Any location in a single guy's living quarters consisting of pornographic material and a cum-stained office chair reeking of old ass sweat, cigarette smoke, and beer. After 1995, said spaces also contained a personal computer dedicated to storing and searching for hardcore pornagrahy.

Some masturbatoriums can grow quite large, taking up whole basements of houses. These are dedicated to both masturbation and entertaining. This larger space may contain an old sofa, games, and mini fridges for use during the refractory periods of the host and his guests.

The Tesla Factory in Fremont, CA, could be viewed as an example of a 21st century masturbatorium on a grand scale. In lieu of pornography, the masturbatorium is adorned with images of the latest models, as well as pictures of the company president's life from childhood to present.

Masturbatorium by anonymous February 11, 2023