Drastic-Spastic-Mastic

Pretty self explanatory. The butthole town of Long Island. The “ghettoist” town there is. Once a beautiful sea-side town, now full of clowns, drug addicts, drug dealers, wannabe “thugs” and all “white trash” town. Has it’s own IG @Only_in_Mastic where you can see videos of the “Drastic-Spastic-Mastic” shannanigans. Where chaos is captured everyday! Including “Bully Joel” the bull who ran through Mastic last month because he went “Drastic-Spastic-Mastic” This town includes the reservation aka: “The Rez” where you can score cheap cigarettes and gas amongst anything else you desire but watch out for the drive-by shootings.

Don’t forget to wear your Kevlar we are taking a ride through “Drastic-Spastic-Mastic” where literally ANYTHING can happen! Watch your step the walkways are littered with used “pins” aka: needles 💉 Don’t stay too long or else you’ll turn “Drastic-Spastic-Mastic”

by Bomb-Shelly August 4, 2021

Mystic Messenger

A game where the characters tell you to go to sleep at 8 o'clock, but then make a new chatroom at 3 in the morning and expect you to wake up for it to get the good ending.

My parents say I shouldn't play Mystic Messenger at 3 in the morning, but will that really stop me?

by Deku for Days™ November 17, 2018

Mystic Messenger

a game that makes you incredibly lovesick, you wanna get back to your phone as soon as possible just to talk to them again, which makes you stay up late and wake up early just so you can see their beautiful faces/words :))))

all of the boys from Mystic Messenger are my bbys now

by i crave death August 21, 2018

Mystic Messenger

An app that reminds you to eat

Mystic Messenger Chat:
“Did you eat yet?”
~Three hours later-
“Did you eat yet?”

by ILiekCheese January 3, 2018

mystic messenger

MYSTIC MESSENGER IS NOT A DATING SIM, IT'S LIKE A FUCKING ANIME SOAP OPERA THAT LIKES TO PLAY WITH YOUR EMOTIONS! IT RIPS OUT YOUR HEART, STOMPS ON IT, AND PUTS IT IN A BLENDER BECAUSE THE CHARACTERS EACH DESERVE LOVE AND HAPPINESS BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO RESTART THE GAME AND BREAK EACK OF THEIR HEARTS, AND YOUR OWN, AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT EXCEPT CRY FOREVER.

what is mystic messenger

by booyavivi November 28, 2016

Mystic Messenger

A hellhole

"I stay up at night playing Mystic Messenger"
"Help them"

by ilovelancemcclain June 28, 2017

Mystic Messenger

An endless void that sucks away your family, friends and eating habbits. But who cares? You have the R.F.A. now. And you can't stop thinking about how your wedding dress would look in zero-gravity.

"She plays Mystic Messenger by the way."
"Oh good Lord send help. We need some Honey Budda Chips and PhD. Pepper stat!"

by Lizzikitti21 June 30, 2019