masticating

It sounds like masturbating, but it actually means chewing.

Bob: Dude, I caught John masticating yesterday!
Will: Ewwww!
Bob: What, you got a problem with chewing?!?!?

by MasticatingMaster February 7, 2017

Mastication

1) The act of oral sex with foodstuffs.
2) The act of chewing said foodstuffs after fornication.

Did you know that chewing food is called mastication?

That's like having oral sex with your food man, gross.

by Kiwi Baccano October 15, 2012

post mastication turbulence

What happens after eating beans or spicy food.

After eating at a Mexican joint last night, me and my buddies got severe cases of post mastication turbulence.

by dogbreath57 September 14, 2010

Premature Mastication

The act of eating before all the guests are seated and/or blessing has been given. Often seen during Thanksgiving dinners or other formal gatherings

Jimmy engages in premature mastication. I just saw him sneaking a deviled egg from the table.

by Ow Chap November 15, 2019

mastibational

For something or some event to be an exceptionally amazing experience.

For an event or for some object to be "jizz worthy"

by Tailhair July 12, 2005

Masticational

See Matt it is a word

Matt said the word Masticational isn't a real word

by KSDGHAFGHFDGHKAWFGHIwefhadfsgv April 12, 2021

Mastication

1. French: nom féminin: Action de mâcher, de mastiquer

2. English: noun: Of relating to the act of cunnilingus

It is of most elegance and fine dining, that my boyfriend and I engage in the usual mastication, on weekends for date night.

by Packets December 25, 2022