Masters of the Universe

Only the greatest cartoon out of the 80's, followed by Transformers, Thundercats, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, M.A.S.K., and I think C.O.P.S. was in the 80's and if it wasn't it pwns too.

"Holy shit did you just watch the new Masters of the Universe cartoon?"
"Must buy figures now."

by Flash-Bender June 21, 2003

Masters Splinters

An unfortunate situation in which a large splinter lodges itself in the asscheek tissue of an individual through forced entry.

“Oh my god, That man copped Masters Splinters.”

by Glizzy goblin January 19, 2021

masters of the Universe

A vaguely passable show, let down by the terrible animation common to many carttons of that era. The remake is absolutely shit. I mean, they have lasers, so why do they fight with SWORDS?!?!

Hmm, Masters of the Universe is on...might as well watch it, there's nothing else.

by Darth Ridley May 14, 2005

masters of the powerbomb

A former professional wrestling tag team made up of Sid Vicious and Big Van Vader formed in WCW

Guy 1: hey, did you see that match on WCW last night?
Guy 2: oh yea, it was Dustin Rhodes and Sting vs the Masters of the Powerbomb. It was awesome!

by Th3Aw3s0m30n3 September 6, 2011

Masters of the Universe!

Just another SKA band....need i say more.

Jeff : wow where are all those emo and weird people going.
theBully : o they are just going to see Masters of the Universe!.

by jeff the bully November 23, 2007

masters towel

When you need to go #2 at Twin Lakes and resort to desperate measures. Keeping said towel in your bag while covering the odor with Febreze adds to the party.

Man, I had to pull out the masters towel on #7. I didn't even wash it.

by CWG0822 May 9, 2017

masters applications

the thing you do for some reason even though the world is ending very soon

simone: "shit my masters applications are due this week"
alex: "y would u do those during a pandemic"
simone: "-_-"

by butterbabies January 2, 2022