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Masterbaster

Give me that turkey baster

Here, woah bro your a masterbaster
by CodeBlueCodeBlue November 8, 2019
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MasterPath

MasterPath is a spiritual path that exists purely for the soul of the individual. It teaches one how to go inside, collect one's spiritual currents, and ultimately realize the full expression of soul's innate divinity culminating in Self, Spirit, and God realization.

MasterPath has its roots in the Light and Sound, which has existed at all times and across cultures. In these teachings there is always a Sat Guru, which means true teacher. He presents the teachings through writings and seminars, and lovingly assists students through initiation into the Light and Sound.

Mystics and Saints over time have called the Sound Current the Word, the Music of the Spheres, the Shabd, and the language of the Soul. These words describe the eternal energy that exists at the third eye. References to this spiritual current are found in the works of Socrates, Rumi, Hafiz, Nanak, and more recently Sawan Singh Ji.

MasterPath was founded by Param Saint Sri Gary Olsen in 1987. He is a Sat Guru of the Light and Sound who emphasizes contemplation over meditation for the western mind.
The Master student relationship on a true Light and Sound path such as MasterPath is one of boundless love. All help is given both inwardly and outwardly. If one takes an entire lifetime to recognize a true Master it is a life well lived.
by lovethetruth November 7, 2013
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masterbasser

one who plays a k7 bass guitar and masterbates at the same time.
dick is a masterbasser
by sin dolly December 21, 2003
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Masterpiss

Wow, that rushed drawing is a masterpiss.
by FredoriaGaming October 30, 2021
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masterbassing

The act of self pleasure while listening to dubstep or any other bass heavy music.
Toby: Did you see Danny at that Excision concert last night?
Luke: Yeah man, he was totally masterbassing all over the place.
Toby: And when that bass dropped?
Luke: Yeah...I'm pretty sure Danny had to change his pants afterward.
by whitepeoplelikedubsteptoo! February 20, 2011
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mastertaste

the act of self fulfillment through oral means. Most importantly, involving sampling the fruits of your labor
Guy 1: Did you hear about sloppy-party bottom?
Guy 2: No, what about that gay ass motherfucker?
Guy 1: He did yoga for like 10 years and got his rib removed but he finally learned how to mastertaste!
Guy 2: Yeah but his semen is hardly palletable. If i were him i would add a pinch of nutmeg.
by The Poon-Tang Clan February 25, 2008
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masterbaste

The act of basting something with ejaculate.
Dustin masterbastes his turkeys on Thanksgiving, why would one do such a thing?
by TheFD March 3, 2011
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