Masturdementia

A mental illness caused by masturbating too much. The person is no longer able to recall whether he/she masturbated that day, or if it was in fact a different day. More common among the male crowd although women are not immune to this illness.

Oh man, my nut this afternoon was so thick! or wait... was that on monday? Damn, I must be getting masturdementia..

by Dr. Cock-topus December 10, 2010

Masterforeplaytion

To add foreplay into the art of masterbation.

I seen this hot Guy and now i Want to get into some masterforeplaytion with him in mind.

by Suite Seduction March 21, 2011

mastermom

a person who makes alot of jokes you would only understand if you know them in person.

"Your mom's a man" is a joke that mastermom would say

by theBIGmansTOES December 2, 2020

masterdate

n.

A set date between an individual and subscription based Internet pornography; can be preceded by dinner and drinks.

Sorry, I can't make it today. I have a masterdate.

by The Commodore July 20, 2007

Masterforebation

To make a mental porn of a person you know in your mind and performing the act of foreplay and masterbation simultaneously.

I remember that night..It was so epic. Performs masterforebation a different variation of the word Masterforeplaytion

by Suite Seduction November 20, 2011

Masterhole

A Masterhole is an asshole that has mastered their craft at being the biggest asshole around, they are the master of all assholes.

Arthur is the Masterhole of this department!!!

by #RaptorJesus October 23, 2014

masterloser

This title is fitting exclusively to those that exceed all expectations. People called this are simply exquisite and only know above and beyond. There simply is nothing they can’t achieve if they are dedicated enough. Also are pro dbd players.

Felix (masterloser) I see you

by MrMugmugy September 6, 2021