masterbeaters

A group of four highly trained athletes, rumoured to be ex-special forces, that compete in extreme adventure races whilst praising the virtues of regular masterbation

"You have a date last night?" "No, I was a masterbeater"

" Man! You gotta train good to beat those masterbeaters!"

by Da Running man October 29, 2011

masterbeat

The art of intensily jerking your body to the beat of a song

"Dude sean, fist pumping is my favorite way to masterbeat".
"Yesterday I was home alone so I turned up the music and started to masterbeat until I was pouring swet".

by White Tux May 30, 2013

masturbeet

The practice of inserting a beet into one's anus for self-pleasure.

I was "beeting off" last night with a beet. I was "masturbeeting".

Sort of reminds me of what f*cking Terri Schiavo would be like.

She eased the lubed up beet into her pooching rectum, (masturbeeting) savoring every second before exploding a pudddle of ejaculatory fluid.

by bonobo3873 September 26, 2013

masterbeat

masturbate.

Man i got a fat nut to bust, im gonna go masterbeat.

by drizue. May 16, 2003

masterbeat

The greatest beat in the universe.
Presides over all other beats and makes sure they dont screw up.
If any beats don't meet Masterbeat's standards they create poor record sales.

"Man, that beat was whack. I hope you dont show it to Masterbeat!"

"Hey that song is number one, it must've been approved by Masterbeat."

by Jedimintrick October 25, 2006

masterbert

A slave master named bert

Yo dude masterbert is a menace

by Lickerticier August 29, 2021

Masturbeethoven

Pleasing yourself while listening to Classical Music

"Jonny was really into classical music. But I didn't realise he was THAT into it; I caught him Masturbeethoven last night"

by zAerokill July 16, 2013