masterbot

masterbot

Is the master of all Robots and Drones.

masterbot bot robots drone robo

by Stevenwoodwards January 9, 2014

Masterboater

A female that motorboats her own breasts.

Hey Kaitlyn I can motorboat my own boobs! Hey Kim you're a masterboater!

by KennethG October 4, 2014

Masterbotorium

An assigned room for masterbation

Gerald spent hours in his masterbotorium knuckling his nudger to various brazzers movies!

by Db9790 July 7, 2017

masterbortion

an instance where one has been masturbating alone in his/her house and is approaching climax, and has to stop because mom came home and she wants you to bring in the groceries or take up your time in some other lame way that resembles the opposite of orgasm.

I was jerking off to a UFC fight but had a masterbortion when my mother came home and made him plumb a turd out of the toilet.

by chef jugfuck October 31, 2008

Masterbolt

1. Misspelling of "Masturbolt"
2. The giant lightning bolt in Percy Jackson

"Hey, I'm Stelio and I like to masterbolt. Also, I can't spell good."

by Spencer Ace February 18, 2018

Masturboga

The modern word for a sexual practice originating from Yoga, where more practical stances and dynamic techniques are used for sexual purposes. The mixture of yoga techniques and sex, this being individual or with (a) partner(s). It is commonly confused with tantric sex and kama sutra, which in part originate from the original style of masturboga.
The modern style originates in the 1960's London yoga underground and translates these ancient practices to a version more suited for contemporary lovers and situations.

That dude does autofellatio ?!" "Yeah, he's got an advanced level in Masturboga.

by crane132 June 13, 2010

masterbout

to think about someone during the act of masterbation; often someone who is seemingly, or literally, sexually unattainable

"I need to stop masterbouting my ex and move on."

"Yeah, I've been masterbouting your ex too, sorry man, I can't help it."

by LFatheistgirl February 12, 2009