master blaster

to perform this little gem you will need a latex glove, some lube and a willing participant as depraved as yourself. lube up the gloved hand and ease it into your partners anus. when you are wrist deep, take your free hand and punch her/him in the stomach while at the same time tearing the ass hand out. this will result in a shit spray like a garden hose.

i gave your mama such a master blaster last night i had to mop my wall twice and it still smells a little poopy.

by smacky October 3, 2004

Master-Blaster

A Master-Blaster is a guy who can shoot ELEVEN cumshots up another dudes asshole when he fucks him.

A few of the cadets in my pod are Master-Blasters!

by eda-skip October 6, 2021

master blaster

A talented and hard working individual,a gunner; who shows expertise in a particular facet of their job (esp. in forensic toxicology)

That Excel spreadsheet makes multi-point quants easy; it must have been written by a master blaster.

by mefron July 29, 2008

Master-Blaster

A Master-Blaster is a guy who can shoot his load at least 12 feet.

In jack-off contests, I can sometimes be a Master-Blaster!

by USAF Cadet September 12, 2021

master blaster

where a dude splits a rock with a crackhead while she sux his dick.

Yeah I got a rock I'll smoke wit you but I need to get a master blaster.

by charlie February 28, 2004

master blaster

when a pimp cums in a crack whore's mouth while taking a hit of crack

if santa would just bring me the 20 dollars i been askin for i could go down to central and get me a hit of crack and a skinny crack whore and give me a master blaster!

by mark turd burglar January 19, 2004

master blaster

A cocktail made from Red Bull and champagne.

For Thanksgiving this year, I thought maybe the whole family could enjoy a nice relaxing master blaster, instead of the traditional wine, beer, sherry, or brandy.

by Duke Machesne November 15, 2003