if santa would just bring me the 20 dollars i been askin for i could go down to central and get me a hit of crack and a skinny crack whore and give me a master blaster!
by mark turd burglar January 19, 2004
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by Duke Machesne November 15, 2003
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Dre:Yo man you here wut i did to those dumb bitches i fuckn gave them tha Master Blaster
Friend: For realllzz man that must of bin dirt nasty
Friend: For realllzz man that must of bin dirt nasty
by HK CLG January 15, 2010
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I hooked up with a drunk groupie back stage at the Steel Panther concert last week and when she begged me for more, I gave her the Master Blaster.
by VickersVagina March 29, 2010
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I watched some head at the show last night knock back a Master Blaster of K. He didn't move or speak for almost an hour afterwards!
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