martajah

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by Martajah November 29, 2019

Wank Goblin (Mastabatory Goblin)

A wank goblin (correct term: Mastabatory Goblin) is a creature that bites off a teenage boy's penis when he wanks too much.

The wank goblin serves as both a myth and a fact to those who get too wank happy.

Young boys fear the wank goblin. If he's sexually frustrated and likes to rub himself against things you know he is afraid of the wank goblin.

Wank Goblin (Mastabatory Goblin) :

James: Why're you in a wheelchair?
Ashraf: *Sobs* Wank Goblin bit my cock off!
James: Me too! I'll never wank again!

Mom: Jamal! That's the third time I've caught you wanking this week! Expect a visit from the Matabatory Goblin...

by Jamal Gordon-King January 5, 2010

Mastabatorial

The act of being sexy, or in extreme cases of dopeness, so much so its able to masterbate to. jessica alba, jessica biel, meghan fox, are examples of being mastabatorial for sex appeal. an example of being mastabatorial with dopeness is usually only seen in nouns that arent people.

1. BROO did you see transformers?! meghan fox is mastabatorial

2. Dude, did you see that Celtics Pistons game? I might go far enough to say it was mastabatorial!!

by Kevin McCormack January 23, 2008

Martaja

A boss ass bitch

"Hey, look at that martaja"

by Ttwan May 16, 2016

Mastabatory System

The hands and genitals of ones body.

"Theirs no point in buying anymore porn, my Mastabatory System is down atm"

"God damn, I broke my arm and I just subscribe to this new pron site"

"I don't need you! My Mastabatory System works better by myself anyways."

by kingkong1212 April 6, 2009

Mastahating

Masturbating to someone you don't like.

I hate that bitch but hey shes hot! I might just start "mastahating" to her!

by Some Arab Kid February 14, 2014

Mastaan

A Bangladeshi gangster. A Bangladeshi guy with a really badly souped up Toyota who tries and acts gangster. Mastaans learn their ways by watching western films. You can find them, wearing long baggy jeans, shirts down to their knees, boxers showing, with cigarettes in their mouths and trying to impress every hot girl they see. At midnight and beyond, you will see them racing their modified Japanese cars with fake neon lights and ugly sport rims.

Mastaan- 'Yo hot mama, you wanna roll with me and all my homeees?"

Lady- "Uff... What a Mastaan!"

Mastaan- "Yo nigga, like my ride? A 2003 Toyota Corolla biiitch!"

Guy(To another guy)- Haha look at that guy trying to be all gangsta'! What a mastaan!

by MASTAANMAN003 June 18, 2009