The act of being sexy, or in extreme cases of dopeness, so much so its able to masterbate to. jessica alba, jessica biel, meghan fox, are examples of being mastabatorial for sex appeal. an example of being mastabatorial with dopeness is usually only seen in nouns that arent people.
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2. Dude, did you see that Celtics Pistons game? I might go far enough to say it was mastabatorial!!
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Mixed breed dog name given to the mating of any variety of breeds of Mastiff and any variety of breeds of Labrador. The name you get when you take the first 4 letters of Mastiff, and the last 4 letters of Labrador. "Jake da Mastador" on Facebook, created the website mastador.com
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I was jerking off to a UFC fight but had a masterbortion when my mother came home and made him plumb a turd out of the toilet.
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