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Mastabatorial

The act of being sexy, or in extreme cases of dopeness, so much so its able to masterbate to. jessica alba, jessica biel, meghan fox, are examples of being mastabatorial for sex appeal. an example of being mastabatorial with dopeness is usually only seen in nouns that arent people.
1. BROO did you see transformers?! meghan fox is mastabatorial

2. Dude, did you see that Celtics Pistons game? I might go far enough to say it was mastabatorial!!
by Kevin McCormack January 23, 2008
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Mastabatory System

The hands and genitals of ones body.
"Theirs no point in buying anymore porn, my Mastabatory System is down atm"

"God damn, I broke my arm and I just subscribe to this new pron site"

"I don't need you! My Mastabatory System works better by myself anyways."
by kingkong1212 April 6, 2009
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Mastador

Mixed breed dog name given to the mating of any variety of breeds of Mastiff and any variety of breeds of Labrador. The name you get when you take the first 4 letters of Mastiff, and the last 4 letters of Labrador. "Jake da Mastador" on Facebook, created the website mastador.com
My Mastador Jake drools like a Mastiff and plays like a Labrador.
by Jake da Mastador February 25, 2010
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masterbortion

an instance where one has been masturbating alone in his/her house and is approaching climax, and has to stop because mom came home and she wants you to bring in the groceries or take up your time in some other lame way that resembles the opposite of orgasm.
I was jerking off to a UFC fight but had a masterbortion when my mother came home and made him plumb a turd out of the toilet.
by chef jugfuck October 31, 2008
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Mastabbatical

A self imposed period free from masturbation. Often employed by single men as a strategy to improve productivity at work and in other life pursuits. Regularly used in conjunction with a set end date or target time frame. Should be used with caution as is considered by many to present considerable health hazards.
"Did you hear that he is taking a 7 week mastabbatical? That guy has a tag like 5 times a day! That's gotta be tough."
by TheProcessOwner August 19, 2013
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mastabruise

when you materbate so much or very hard that your dick turns into a big bruise
dude i was materbating so hard i got a mastabruise
by evansl8esl8esl8e January 15, 2009
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mastab8r

Another way of writing masturbater, usually used when texting people.
"no probs, c ya l8r mastab8r!"
by Danofthepleasedwimmen October 13, 2006
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