Masturagetion

This defines the state of mind where someone becomes so pissed off that the only way to relieve stress is to masturbate furiously.

Dude: Hey man, your girlfriend cheated on you.
You: Ah that sucks.
Dude: With me. :3
You: WHAT THE FUCK?! TIME FOR SUM MASTURAGETION! *pulls out dick and starts fapping* AGGGGHHHH!!!

by Mast of the World May 7, 2010

manterage

The guys that hang around a beautiful girl. A girl's male enterage.

Julie never goes out on a Friday night without her manterage. They just can't get enough of her.

by shaniqua2 January 28, 2007

maskerade

When you can only see half a person's face, you think they're attractive, then you see them on social media. You realize that underneath the mask, they're actually not attractive at all. You've been maskeraded.

Bro, I looked up that girl from the bar on Instagram. I was totally maskeraded. Her eyes are literally the only attractive thing about her face.

by RE_George November 4, 2020

maskarade

it is a party where you wear pretty masks and disguise your face

I loved the maskarade ball that we had yesterday

by amy.1234567890984346 November 20, 2017

masserge

Used to describe the act of fixing code conflicts after a merge between two developers codebases.

Np. I can masserge.
The code is broken after that last pull request, let me masserge it

by artokun October 13, 2018

masterapetion

master-ape-tion

The act of forcing yourself to masterbate against your own will.

I couldn't sleep last night, so i performed masterapetion on myself.

by thee lunchbox September 25, 2011

Maskerading

Fronting that you care about COVID-19 safety precautions for optics or to impress a match.

I was super stoked to find someone who’s also taking COVID guidelines seriously, but she’s totally maskerading! She posted an Instagram story last night and she was at a huge house party

by Plenty of Fish November 10, 2020