Mayosexual

You eat mayonnaise alot and you are mayonnaise on an escalator. Mayosexual is the best gender.

I am mayosexual.

by Eggiboi May 19, 2021

manosexual

Someone who believes that a mate is unnecessary when they can pleasure themselves with their hands.

After multiple failed relationships, Jennifer decided to become manosexual and not rely on a man or woman for pleasure anymore.

by rbrown601 February 8, 2009

Manosexual

The orientation of someone who doesn't need intimacy or a relationship because they're hand can, "get them where they need to be."

"I don't need a boyfriend right now; my friends give me the 'companionship' and my right hand gives me the initimacy..."

"So you're manosexual?"

"Yeah, basically..."

by mozillaLOVE February 15, 2009

maskeosexuality

sexuality; when one is attracted to masked men or women

“have you seen tank from the specops? he’s so hot”

“i’m definitely maskeo for him”

“he confirmed my maskeosexuality”

by uh uh what no i am anon June 6, 2020

machosexual

A straight man who exudes masculinity, virility, and strength, but expresses it not through crass behavior but rather through a desire to provide for his family, or community. He often will work with hands, and have physical attributes such as facial hair, and a muscular physique. These characteristics are not as highly refined as a metrosexual however. The musculature of a machosexual is likely to not be as defined, or obtained strictly for appearances. The facial hair of a machosexual will also be less controlled.

Vince Vaugn's character in the movie "The Breakup" is a classic machosexual.

The New York Fire Department is full of machosexuals.

by Ty June 19, 2006

messosexual

The dirty-boy look of the late nineties: messy hair, flubble, smart casual... the works.

No two in their right minds, can argue that Brad Pitt is the messosexual of the world. Now he changed all of that.

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

Mayosexual

Mayosexual is a gender where you eat mayo and you like it. You also shout mayonnaise on an escalator on an escalator because it is cool and you are very cool if you are mayosexual.

Turn mayosexual or all the mayo in your fridge will disappear. 😳

by Eggiboi May 19, 2021